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subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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lostinthatdreamland:

Things that should be under $20:

• plane tickets
• concert tickets
• clothing
• college

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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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queen-wienerlooks:

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.

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fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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whyarentmycatshipsters:

0ddly-romantic:

thedaisiestdaisy:

inaneenglish:

waltztothemoon:

ScarJo looks like she had been waiting her entire career to do that with Sandra.

<3

Im 900% jealous of both sides

cuties!

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