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egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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falltesticlee:

what the hell

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alana-leonie:

if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room. 

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forlackofabettercomic:

There’s no problem a good cuddle can’t solve, that’s what I always say.

forlackofabettercomic:

There’s no problem a good cuddle can’t solve, that’s what I always say.

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thefluffingtonpost:

Cat’s Performance Art Misses the Mark
Critics were baffled this past weekend by the performance of a cat named Poppy. The kitty, who is a student at the Tisch School of the Arts at NYU, performed her senior thesis piece, ‘Cat in a Bamboo Forest,’ in Tompkins Square Park all day on Saturday.
“I’m not really sure what she was going for,” said one on-looker of the cat’s performance. “She just sat perfectly still in a stand of bamboo for hours. I didn’t get it.”
Others called the performance “uneven” and “off the mark.” Still, professors indicated that she would likely receive high marks for her effort.
“Performance art is all about putting yourself out there and making a statement,” said one on her thesis committee. “Poppy maybe didn’t make the most clear connection with her audience, but she took a risk, and I admire that.”
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thefluffingtonpost:

Cat’s Performance Art Misses the Mark

Critics were baffled this past weekend by the performance of a cat named Poppy. The kitty, who is a student at the Tisch School of the Arts at NYU, performed her senior thesis piece, ‘Cat in a Bamboo Forest,’ in Tompkins Square Park all day on Saturday.

“I’m not really sure what she was going for,” said one on-looker of the cat’s performance. “She just sat perfectly still in a stand of bamboo for hours. I didn’t get it.”

Others called the performance “uneven” and “off the mark.” Still, professors indicated that she would likely receive high marks for her effort.

“Performance art is all about putting yourself out there and making a statement,” said one on her thesis committee. “Poppy maybe didn’t make the most clear connection with her audience, but she took a risk, and I admire that.”

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Happy (my boyfriend is not a) Father’s Day. Yummy food after being in the pool for a couple hours with his fam. (:

Happy (my boyfriend is not a) Father’s Day. Yummy food after being in the pool for a couple hours with his fam. (:

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I’d like to think we’re pretty cute. (:

I’d like to think we’re pretty cute. (: